Who said if ifs and buts were candy and nuts?
Furthermore, when ifs and buts are candy and nuts?
"If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?" seems to be attributed to Don Meredith (the American football player/ commentator). To rephrase it: if all these reasons why we can't do something were party foods instead of words, we could have a really great party.
Just so, what is the saying if ifs and ands were pots and pans?
The original is “if ifs and ands were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers' hands”. According to the Oxford Reference, this is a traditional response to overly optimistic conditional expressions. Gallant: “If ifs and ands were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers' hands”.
if ifs and ands were pots and pans. A phrase that advises against wishing for impossible or absurd things to happen.